My medical dictation program continues to amuse me with its malaprops. And horrify me with the thought of the malaprops I don't catch before I hit save....
Just tonight it had a nun "teaching religion to soft Morris," and quoted me as claiming "I will give him eardrops for external arthritis" and that "I urinated her left ear canal with the mental syringe."
And just last week it alluded to someone's "pyogenic grandaunt, Paloma."
Soft Morris, I'd like to introduce you to my pyogenic grandaunt, Paloma.